Questions I Ask While Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Part I

If Sunnydale is such a small town, how do they have a different live band every night at The Bronze?

How is there never anyone in the library but Buffy, Giles, Xander, Cordelia and Willow?

How does Buffy's mom NOT KNOW?

Does Mr. Flutie (the first principal who got eaten in the first season) remind anyone else of the principal from She's the Man?

Is no one else concerned that people at the school keep dying or have horrible things happen to them?

Wasn't principal Snyder a Ferengi in Star Trek?

John: Why does the Slayer have to be a girl?
Me: BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON SAYS SO.

Wait, David Boreanaz, the hottest guy on television, is my mom's age?

Dang.