The Quote-A-Day Prophesies

I got a The Office quote-a-day calendar for Christmas. 

Monday, 18 January:

Baked 7 dozen cookies. 

"We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted." ~Stanley

Tuesday, 19 January:

Pulled fake engagement scam on my family and friends.

"When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father. By telling us that he was the father." ~Jim

Wednesday, 20 January:

Went to bed BEFORE midnight. 

"People expect a lot from these meetings: laughter, sudden twists, surprise endings...You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan. You need to be 'Robin Shyamalan.'" ~Michael

Thursday, 21 January:

I'm so glad nothing happened today that had anything to do with the quote.

Ryan: That's me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand.

Pam: I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.

Ryan: You could be hot, too, if you made any effort at all.