The Pros and Cons of Living Alone

 Pro:

• I'm not very likely to have psycho roommates. (Never had one before, but it's always a concern.)
• I can make up embarrassing choreography to Lady Gaga songs without being judged. 
• I can listen to and appreciate Lady Gaga music without being judged.
• I don't have to consider anyone else's preferences, allergies, or schedule when making meals.
•  The only people who around the house are people I invited and therefore want to be there.
• I don't have to share a bathroom.
  

Con:

• I have to go out of my way for human interaction. (Because putting it that way doesn't make me sound like a jerk.)