It's around four in the morning. I can't sleep. I'm afraid to leave my room even though I'm thirsty. But I don't care. I just finished Mockingjay. I read the entire Hunger Games trilogy in under 72 hours. As much as I've heard others complain about it, I'm more than satisfied with how it ended. I feel accomplished.
But the real story here is why I'm terrified to leave. Not until morning, anyway.
There was a mosquito in my room.
I can handle spiders and other creepy crawlies, but I hate hate HATE mosquitos. It was huge, which means it's probably a mosquito-eater, and my mom says those are harmless. I still don't trust it. Can't. I'm wearing shorts tonight and have no desire to wear any additional clothing.
My plan to get rid of it was brilliant--at least to me, and I've devoted the last three days to a stack of almost magnetic novels, ignoring most impulses to eat and sleep. I waited until the vile thing got away from the door. This took some time. I tried to will it back to hell with angry words, but that only drove it to the light switch. OhgoshIhadtotouchthat.
Soon it went to the ceiling and I made a dash for it, turning off the light behind me. The hall light went on, then the dining room, hoping that the darkness in my room and the light outside of it would draw the thing out. There was no sign of it in the hall, but a quick sweep of my room shows it wasn't there. I sat down in front of the computer and start to turn on a podcast--I'm a few days behind on the news. All of a sudden, the mosquito flew out from under the computer and into my face. I screamed and ran into the hall. My parents were angry when I told them that the noise had been because of a mosquito, but they were too tired to do anything but go back to bed.
Then I saw it. I got it into the hall. I ran back into my room and locked the door behind me. But if I leave, it might come back in.
No, the books haven't made me distraught. Or paranoid. Not at all. I just need a back massage...okay, or maybe some sleep.
Oh no. There's something buzzing in here.
You would never survive Louisiana. Mosquitoes love the swamp. Parents slather bug repellent AND sun block on their children. If they have only one, I can guarantee it's bug repellent. Try a fan in your room. Mosquitoes don't like blowing air. That's another reason for outdoor fans here.
ReplyDeleteI should have specified, a fan blowing toward your door so the air is going out. It won't be able to make it's way back in.
ReplyDeleteDear Brooke, I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Did I not warn you several times about the evils of that book? Well, serves you right. Also, have a good Wednesday.
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Brookers, you make me laugh! This was awesome. I'm so glad I follow your blog!
ReplyDeleteThe giant "mosquito" is more likely a type of wasp. Not one that stings, mind you, one that feeds off of other insects and not Brookes.
ReplyDeleteBrookums! I love you sooo much!!!!!!! Great story hopefully you escaped it!
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