Hey there, Federal Government.
Do you have a problem with my being born?
I think you do. I've had the same birthday for the past 18.5 years. It says so on my passport. It says so on the birth certificate that you never sent back to me when I got my passport.
What the heck kind of birthday do you think I have if I can't file my taxes with it?
You're lucky my political ambitions pretty much end in Sacramento.
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