Things I Hate, but Have a Morbid Fascination With
1. Jersey Shore
2. Snow
3. Economics
Dear Cadbury,
I will be eternally grateful for your having created the Caramello. Keep up the good work.
Love, Brooke
Reasons I Think the Federal Government Hates Me.
1. I never got my birth certificate back when I got my passport.
2. The Social Security Office has my birthday wrong.
Dear Summertime,
I love, miss, and desperately need you.
Love, Brooke
Awesome Things I Did This Week
1. Read de Tocqueville
2. Learned John Lennon's middle name was Winston
3. Made beautiful and delicious cookies.
4. Listened to Adele almost nonstop.
Dear Brooke,
ReplyDeleteJersey Shore? Morbid indeed.
ha ha ha!
Love ya my Brookie Schnookie Cookiekins!