Things I Hate, but Have a Morbid Fascination With
1. Jersey Shore
2. Snow
3. Economics
Dear Cadbury,
I will be eternally grateful for your having created the Caramello. Keep up the good work.
Love, Brooke
Reasons I Think the Federal Government Hates Me.
1. I never got my birth certificate back when I got my passport.
2. The Social Security Office has my birthday wrong.
Dear Summertime,
I love, miss, and desperately need you.
Love, Brooke
Awesome Things I Did This Week
1. Read de Tocqueville
2. Learned John Lennon's middle name was Winston
3. Made beautiful and delicious cookies.
4. Listened to Adele almost nonstop.